pregnant

pregnant
1. (pregnant) (2100↑, 453↓)
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night

Chris: Shit, the condom broke. Val: Damn, im pregnant Both: We're screwed

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2. (pregnant) (1843↑, 572↓)
The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.

"That stupid bitch got pregnant." "My god..."

3. (pregnant) (762↑, 268↓)
Carrying developing offspring within the body.

"I think I'm pregnant.."

4. (pregnant) (903↑, 468↓)
your end of life... you are totally fucked. OWNED

OWNED she is pregnant.

5. (pregnant) (605↑, 300↓)
The condition of being able to make twice as much money in the porn industry due to supply and demand.

Thanks to Sheila getting knocked up, she landed one of the lead roles in in Fat Pregnant Anal Whores XVII and made enough money to stay high for a month.

6. (pregnant) (630↑, 374↓)
The blossoming of a new life...in your life.

I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture\! Springtime is here\!

7. (Pregnant) (437↑, 240↓)
When are girl has a baby growing inside her\! After she has had unprotected sex\!

We forgot protection, and my periods late\! I think im pregnant\!

8. (pregnant) (256↑, 106↓)
1. A state a woman may find herself in after having unprotected sex with a man. Involves a child growing within her body and can be discovered by the absence of menstruation. May cause illness. 2. Bloated, held out, prolonged. I'd also like to say something to all the men out there who think that getting a girl pregnant is a death sentence\! Being pregnant is a wonderful and painful experience that you'll never have, so just shut the hell up about your selfish views. Women don't trap men by getting pregnant. It's not their choice\!

1. Jenny: It's been two months since my last period\! Katy: Oh no\! Have you and your man had unprotected sex recently? Jenny: Yeah, a month and a half ago. Katy: Oh my god, Jenny, you have got to be pregnant. 2. After making his abrupt statement, Jake hung his head wearily. Neither of the boys spoke, and a pregnant silence filled the small room.

9. (Pregnant) (128↑, 28↓)
This is what happens when a male and a female have sexual intercourse and the sperm fertilises one of the woman's eggs after ovulation. Contrary to popular (male) belief, pregnancy is not the woman's fault, it takes 2 to tango if you know what I mean... Women also do not get pregnant to 'trap' a man. Because if he was indeed worth holding onto, she would not need to get pregnant to keep him, nor would a rubbish guy stick around if he got a woman pregnant either. (See scum or coward) Pregnancy is the aprox 40 weeks of gestation in which it takes a human being to develop and grow inside his or her mothers body before birth. It is in 3 stages (known as trimesters) Pregnancy is divided into three stages called trimesters, each of which lasts three months. The first trimester covers the first 12 weeks of your pregnancy. This stage is often the worst with morning sickness and fatigue as common symptoms. The baby grows inside the uterus, gaining it's nutrition from the placenta and kept safe and protected by the amniotic sack. The woman's body goes through serious changes both physical and mental. The mental changes include, hormonal, she may feel depressed,anxious,happy and angry, her mood changes often, she is not going mad, she is just pregnant\! the physical changes include: her tummy growing (obviously) her breasts growing and producing milk ready for the babies arrival, usually in later stages of pregnancy she may leak milk. Her nipples will also swell and darken, her breasts will grow larger, she may also get other skin conditions depending on hormone levels. Aside from good changes to her body she may also find her immune system is weak, leaving her susceptible to colds,flu and other virus' and infections. When a woman is pregnant, her immune system is in over drive to stop her body from rejecting the unborn baby. Pregnancy can be both a wonderful and horrible experience for someone. (including the babies daddy who has to put up with a very hormonal pregnant lady) And before any man can insult a pregnant woman let me just say, if you get a girl pregnant and blame her for it, she is not going to want or need you anyway, so don't think your so great :) A baby growing up with one parent is better than a baby growing up with an asshole for a father. Not all pregnancies end with a baby though. Some women for what ever reason choose to terminate the pregnancy, this does not make a woman a bad person, If she is not ready or in a good position to have a child, or say she became pregnant after rape, then she may choose to abort. No one has the right to judge someone for terminating pregnancy. Abortion is neither right or wrong. Some pregnancies also end in miscarriage, and some pregnancies are ectopic. Pregnancy is a natural thing and without it the life of all species would cease to exist.

Woman 1: I'm pregnant Woman 2: I have a baby Woman 3: I am trying to get pregnant Woman 4: I was pregnant, but I didn't keep the baby Man 1: That's wonderful, I'm gonna be a dad\! Man 2: OMG You whore, your trying to trap me bitch Woman: *face palm*

10. (pregnant) (113↑, 35↓)
is the carrying of one or more offspring, known as a fetus or embryo, inside the uterus of a female human. In a pregnancy, there can be multiple gestations, as in the case of twins or triplets. Human pregnancy is the most studied of all mammalian pregnancies. Obstetrics is the medical field that studies and treats pregnant patients. Childbirth usually occurs about 38 weeks from fertilization, i.e., approximately 40 weeks from the start of the last menstruation. Thus, pregnancy lasts about nine months, although the exact definition of the English word “pregnancy” is a subject of controversy. One scientific term for the state of pregnancy is gravid, and a pregnant female is sometimes referred to as a gravida. Both words are rarely used in common speech. The term embryo is used to describe the developing human during the initial weeks, and the term fetus is used from about two months of development until birth. A woman who is pregnant for the first time is known medically as a primigravida or "gravida 1", while a woman who has never been pregnant is known as "gravida 0". Similarly, the terms "para 0", "para 1" and so on are used for the number of times a woman has given birth. If a woman has never given birth, she is referred to as nulliparous.[1] In many societies' medical and legal definitions, human pregnancy is somewhat arbitrarily divided into three trimester periods, as a means to simplify reference to the different stages of prenatal development. The first trimester carries the highest risk of miscarriage (natural death of embryo or fetus). During the second trimester, the development of the fetus can be more easily monitored and diagnosed. The beginning of the third trimester often approximates the point of viability, or the ability of the fetus to survive, with or without medical help, outside of the uterus.

honey we are pregnant, wtf

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11. (Pregnant) (86↑, 14↓)
Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition. Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple; Girl: Baby, we're pregnant. Guy: -inshock- oh my God\!\! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP\! -hugs and kisses- The Accident couple Girl: I'm pregnant Guy: Congrats Girl: Your the father Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this. Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

12. (Pregnant) (103↑, 32↓)
Scariest word in the english language.

girl: i'm pregnant. boy: oh god (then shits his pants)

13. (pregnant) (72↑, 40↓)
what happens if you decide to do it in the front instead of the back.

i should have known better, now I am pregnant.

14. (pregnant) (35↑, 4↓)
A woman who is carrying a baby. The state is possible after unprotected sex or when protection has failed. Getting pregnant can be unplanned or planned so pregnant woman might have different kind of decisions ahead depending on her lifesituation.

Woman: Honey, I need to talk to you. Man: What is it? Woman: I'm pregnant. Man: *totally speechless and pretty confused* Woman: Honey? Man: ... I'm going to be now a... dad? Men might be scared of the situation or in a shock at first though they actually could have wanted to have a child.

15. (pregnant) (81↑, 70↓)
When a women's body opens-up a franchise.

She: "We're pregnant\!" He: "What you mean-um 'we,' paleface?"

16. (pregnant) (43↑, 33↓)
A synonym, in all but one case, for "not virgin." The condition of PMSing for nine months.

Acolyte: Father, I'm pregnant. Priest: Holy Shit.

17. (pregnant) (3↑, 18↓)
a word that can be used in any context to show an excessive amount of emotion whether it be good or bad

girl: i like monkey brains on my pizza boy: yo are you pregnant?\!? girl: i got straight A's and im going to harvard yay me boy: ohh your sooo pregoooo.. boy: lets jump off of this cliff into a valley of death boy: PREGNANT.IM DOWN.

18. (Pregnant) (9↑, 27↓)
To get really fucked up or to describe a good time

"Dude I got so Pregnant last night" "Man I am going to get so pregnant tonight" "You get preggers last night" "After that shot of tequilla I was fucking pregnant"

19. (Pregnant) (8↑, 27↓)
A female state resulting in her being fatter and more irritating than usual.

My wife is pregnant.

20. (pregnant) (85↑, 115↓)
What happens if you don't use a condom/rain coat or it breaks.

Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to? "Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom\!"

21. (Pregnant) (150↑, 186↓)
The worst STD known to man.

dude 1: hey what happened to that ashley bitch dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT

22. (pregnant) (7↑, 57↓)
an exclamation used to describe or identify the characteristics of anything, depending on tone of voice and situation.

guy1:"Hey i just found ten dollars on the ground\!" guy 2" totally pregnant, lets buy some weed\!" girl1" omg jill, steve has been cheating on me with stacy" jill"wow that is so fucking pregnant, what a whore stacy is too" guy1" my wife is pregnant\!\!" guy2" thats SOOO PREGNANT\!\!\!\!...WITH TWINS\!\!\!\!"

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23. (pregnant) (219↑, 270↓)
What a girl does when she want to trap a guy for life. If she thinks that a guy has money or she is all fucked in the haad and does not want to lose the guy she will "forget" to take the pill.

Girl: You are mine for life I am pregnant\! Guy: No way\! It is not mine.

24. (pregnant) (14↑, 66↓)
When a joint has not been shaped ( the matirial in the joint is nicely even ) OR when you havent grinded a bud ( of weed ) and it creats, once rolled, i sort of pregnant look, like a small bubble in a pen

you didnt even grind it you idiot now it looks all pregnant

25. (pregnant) (88↑, 146↓)
what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

26. (pregnant) (31↑, 107↓)
In message board lingo, this term is used to describe a poster (user) who is 'late' in a response to a certain topic, primarily in reference to the ever-popular "Person Above You" thread, where there is a possibility that numerous users are posting simultaneously.

whiskybear is pregnant.

27. (pregnant) (60↑, 137↓)
Slang term for a split condom

Holy shit\! It Split\! You're Pregnant\!

28. (pregnant) (84↑, 197↓)
Something that happen's to a girl when they get a boy in bed without a comdom this wut happened next day boy: **** we had sex without a comdom\!\! girl: \>:D haha got ya now no running away from me again boy: oh no now i can't get away from you :'( girl: right so u better buy me everything i want for now one cause i got your baby inside me \>:D

always use a comdom always do not egt a girl pregnant use a comdom always use a comdom

29. (pregnant) (58↑, 171↓)
The condition many women get in after having too much sex.

dude, I had a lot of sex. I must be pregnant\!\!\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • pregnant — PREGNÁNT, Ă, pregnanţi, te, adj. Care iese în relief, care se impune prin evidenţă; vizibil, clar, evident; expresiv. – Din germ. prägnant, fr. prégnant. cf. it. p r e g n a n t e. Trimis de RACAI, 21.10.2003. Sursa: DEX 98  PREGNÁNT adj. 1. v.… …   Dicționar Român

  • Pregnant — Preg nant, a. [L. praegnans, antis; prae before + genere, gignere, to beget: cf. F. pr[ e]gnant. See {Gender}, 2d {Kin}.] [1913 Webster] 1. Being with young, as a female; having conceived; great with young; breeding; teeming; gravid; preparing to …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • prégnant — prégnant, ante [ pregnɑ̃, ɑ̃t ] adj. • v. 1570; de l a. fr. preindre « presser », lat. premere 1 ♦ Littér. Qui s impose à l esprit. (1962) Psychol. Structure prégnante. ⇒ prégnance. 2 ♦ Anglic. Qui contient de nombreuses possibilités, virtualités …   Encyclopédie Universelle

  • pregnant — [preg′nənt] adj. [ME preignant < L pregnans (gen. pregnantis), heavy with young < prae , before (see PRE ) + base of OL gnasci, to be born (see GENUS)] 1. having (an) offspring developing in the uterus; that has conceived; with young or… …   English World dictionary

  • Pregnant — Preg nant, n. A pregnant woman. [R.] Dunglison. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Pregnant — Preg nant, a. [F. prenant taking. Cf. {Pregnable}.] Affording entrance; receptive; yielding; willing; open; prompt. [Obs.] Pregnant to good pity. Shak. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • pregnant — [adj1] carrying developing offspring within the body abundant, anticipating, carrying a child, enceinte, expectant, expecting*, fecund, fertile, fraught, fruitful, gestating, gravid, heavy, hopeful, in family way*, parous, parturient, preggers*,… …   New thesaurus

  • pregnant — index eloquent, productive, replete, strategic Burton s Legal Thesaurus. William C. Burton. 2006 …   Law dictionary

  • prégnant — prégnant, ante (pré gnan, gnan t ) adj. 1°   Terme didactique. Qui porte en soi un germe de reproduction, en parlant d une femelle. J ai six brebis, dont trois prégnantes. 2°   Par extension, violent, pressant, comme le besoin d accoucher (emploi …   Dictionnaire de la Langue Française d'Émile Littré

  • pregnant — meaningful, significant, *expressive, eloquent, sententious Analogous words: weighty, momentous, consequential, significant, important (see corresponding nouns at IMPORTANCE) …   New Dictionary of Synonyms

  • pregnant — PREGNANT, ou PREIGNANT, [preign]ante. adjectif. Violent, pressant. Il n a guere d usage que dans ces phrases. Douleurs pregnantes. maux aigus, pregnants …   Dictionnaire de l'Académie française

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